Every Vote Counts, Sort Of

The Iowa caucus happened one week ago and the results are still in question. The caucus system is a bit odd but it is what the residents of Iowa have done for years and traditionally is the first in the Presidential primary races.

Two of the Dimbbulbcrats have announced they are the “actual” victor in Iowa. Pete “Alfred E. Newman” Buttigieg and Comrade Sanders each have said they won. Somewhat “offically” Alfred won the caucus and he has taken his victory lap. Comrade Bernie keeps insisting he won because he won the POPULAR VOTE.

The odd thing is that I haven’t heard Alfred conceding the victory to the POPULAR VOTE winner, Bernie. If Newman actually believed in his own policies, that is what he SHOULD DO.

From Alfred E. Newman’s website:

KEY POLICY

A National Popular Vote to replace the Electoral College.

It’s simple: the candidate who gets the most votes should win. States don’t vote, people vote, and everyone’s vote should count exactly the same. The Electoral College has to go.”

He insists that ONLY THE POPULAR VOTE WINNER should be declared the winner in an election. Get rid of those pesky systems that lead to voter suppression.

Honesty is the best policy, right Petey?

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