Category Archives: Fake News

Dying Wish

My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed.” Justice Ginsburg’s ALLEGED dying wish.

Dimbulbs are screaming that the dying wish of an old lady cannot be violated according to Section 3 of the 28th Amendment of the Constitution, the “Dying Ol’ Lady” clause.

I say the quoted wish is ALLEGED because it is a case of “I heard someone who heard someone who heard the Justice said‘ this. Be that as it may, it’s the wording that I find curious.

Justice Ginsburg was a legal scholar. She understood the meaning of words. She ALLEGEDLY said that she wants a “NEW” president to appoint her replacement. If President Trump is reelected in a few weeks, he would NOT be a NEW president. What Justice Ginsburg would have requested is for her seat to REMAIN EMPTY FOR POSSIBLY OVER 4 YEARS! Note she didn’t say THENEXT” ELECTED PRESIDENT is installed. Justice Ginsburg would have known what she was saying and the consequences. I highly doubt she would have advocated for the Court to remain incomplete for years. Again, this points to a “hearsay” quote of the Justice.

But all the goofballs in congress and the fake news keep quoting that we need to strictly follow the 28th Amendment.

(There are only 27 Amendments)

Not The Whole Story? Something Sounds Fishy

China has a VIRUS that is spreading in the city of Wuhan. So far as of today (1-25-2020) there are reported to have been 56 deaths and and 1975 known cases.  The story is that the disease originated in the FISH MARKET.

What’s FISHY (bad pun intended) about all of this is that the Chinese government is treating this like a plague that may possibly wipe out huge swaths of the population. The government has locked down travel in and out of the city of Wuhan. They are building TWO emergency hospitals to house thousands of people. Reporting says that 14,000 hazmat suits and 110,000 pairs of gloves have been sent to the city. Just now the Chinese government has CANCELED (prohibited) all Lunar New Years celebration across ALL OF MAINLAND CHINA!  ALL major tourist attractions across China have been closed, INDEFINITELY.  This sort of response seems suspiciously EXCESSIVE for LESS than 2000 cases.

Just to give an idea of the number of deaths from ONE common disease, in the US about 50,000 people DIE from the FLU EVERY YEAR and we don’t build special hospitals or allocate thousands of hazmat suits. In the 2017-2018 flu season between 80,000 to 100,000 people died and nothing extraordinary was done other than to issue some warnings about washing your hands and getting the flu shot.

The type of response by the Chinese government seems much TOO LARGE for so few cases.


There is some sparse reporting that the VIRUS may have come from a breach in the WUHAN INSTITUTE OF VIROLOGY which is rumored to actually be a BIOWEAPONS FACILITY.

Makes you wonder if the Chinese government isn’t telling an accurate story. Nah, what reason would they have to LIE?

I’m Picking On The Mentally Challenged

Perhaps I shouldn’t pick on the MENTALLY CHALLENGED, but the MORON Beta-male O’Rourke is “running” for President. He was anointed as the “Jesus Christ Superstar” of the Dimbulbcrats by MSNBC back when he was on the cover of Vain-ity Fair magazine.

Arm flapper O’Rourke keeps saying that the reason illegal immigrants are coming from Central American countries to the US is because we Citizens of the United States are the horrible RACISTS causing a global warming induced DROUGHT which is forcing folks from Central America to flee their dying uninhabitable countries.  This is a SCIENCE as told to Beta by Scientists.

Oh my. Never let facts get in the way of a story when you’re flapping your arms as you try and take flight.

According to Beta-male, the DROUGHT in Central America is caused “Not by god, not by nature…” but by the horrible people of the United States. Here are the rainfall totals in millimeters for 2008 and 2014 for the countries in question.

  • Guatemala  2008 total 1996 mm,   20014 total 1996 mm
  • Honduras    2008 total 1976 mm,   2014 total 1976 mm
  • El Salvador 2008 total  1724 mm,   2014 total 1784 mm
  • USA               2008 total   715 mm,   2014 total    715mm

In fact the average rainfall in the three Central American countries has remained consistently the same since 1961 which is as far back as I researched. Wait, El Salvador had more rain in 2014.  More is Less, if you’re a MORON.

But Beta talks to SCIENTISTS (who must be MORONS like himself), who tell him the facts aren’t the facts.  If you’re a MORON, consistently the same rainfall totals somehow indicates a decline in rainfall.  Maybe there’s a special scientific “decline” factor to correct the rainfall totals downward when evil RACISTS in the US who obviously hate BROWN PEOPLE are involved.

Okay maybe there is a shortage of food caused by the MYTHICAL US induced drought.

Exports from Honduras increased by about a billion dollars each year for the past couple of years. Their biggest export items are AGRICULTURAL products. That’s right FOOD.  And where are these shortage products from the dying country going? Turns out the United States is the biggest trading partner with Honduras. So the drought starved people of Honduras are coming to the US to eat the food that COULDN’T BE GROWN but was somehow exported. Hmmm, I guess that makes sense if you’re mentally challenged like Beta.

Maybe if Beta-male O’Rourke flaps his arms more he can cause some global cooling to fix the problem.