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Stuff you may or may not know about your local, state, and federal government

Fake News, Government, Politics

Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire!

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Veep Kammie Harris (along with her comfort doggie, White Taco Tampon Timmy) did her first “sit down news interview” last night (Aug 29, 2024). The ONLY policy that she mentioned was a $6000 child tax credit, which she mentioned over and over again. It was basically her only talking point for her 30 minute interview. She said that her continuation of the Child Tax Credit during her reign as veep, lifted 50% of impoverished children, out of poverty. That is an amazing statistic that I never heard before. Kudos to her IF THAT’S TRUE. Oh wait one…

The Child Tax Credit was established in 1997. This wasn’t the work of Veep Kammie. The number of eligible taxpayers that could claim the Tax Credit was greatly increased by the “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017”. Quick question. Who was President in 2017? One guess. His name starts with Donald and ends with Trump.

Stupid as I am, I looked up the numbers for children in poverty by year according to The United States Census Bureau. From 2017 to 2019 (those awful Trump years) the percentage of children (under the age of 18) below the poverty line DROPPED from17.5% to 14.4%. In 2020 most likely due to the China Virus Pandemic that number went up to 16% as ORANGE HITLER left office.

For Kammie to take credit for lifting 50% of those kids out of poverty she must have driven the number down to 8% with her policies.

As of 2022, half way through Kammie’s and Lunch Bucket Joe’s tenure, the childhood poverty rate was 15%.

Isn’t 15% almost twice as big as Kammie’s claimed 8%?

15% is still MORE than the low of 14.4% during ORANGE HITLER’S time in office.

I wish I could spout out BULLSHIT NUMBERS like Kammie can.

Culture, Government, Health, Politics, Science

Pregnant Men? WTF?

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Warning!  Purposely disgusting post ahead!

There was a “zoom” call promoted as “White Dudes For Kamala” which included such masculine characters as Adam “Pencilneck Geek” Schiff and Mayor “Gay Pete” Buttigieg.

Gay Pete was extolling the “moral” character of Kamala “Heels up” Harris. Gay Pete stated, “… men are also more free in a country where we have a president who stands up for things like access to abortion care.” Wait one. Gay men need access to abortion care to become free? I’m glad that the “first openly GAY man in a presidential administration” (disregard the fact that Richard Grenell served in the Trump administration before Petey) has educated me that two men who had sexual relations could become pregnant. As I’m not part of the community, this might be the reason why I did not realize that putting one’s seed up the butt hole of another man leads to pregnancy!

Thank you Gay Pete.

This must be why Tim “Tampon Timmy” Walz passed a law in Minnesota requiring Tampon dispensers in grade school boys’ bathrooms. Once again my ignorance is showing.  I did not realize that boys must be menstruating out of their butt holes.  I must have an issue with my anus and reproductive system because I cannot recall ever having my monthly menstruation cycle. There may have been “skid marks” in my underwear but never bloody tighty whiteys.

Much thanks to the brain trust in our government for educating me.

Culture, Government, Politics

Irrational Voters

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The NPR/Maris poll shows Bidumb at 50% and President Trump at 48% in a head to head match-up among “supposedly” registered voters.

Digging deeper into the poll statistics reveals some interesting facts.
Of those same “voters” polled, 64% responded that they, “… do not think Biden has the mental fitness to serve as president.”

We can assume that the 36% that believe Bidumb is mentally sound are your hardcore Dimbulbcrats, like the cast of “The Pew” (The View)

What that means is that 14% of Bidumb supporters will choose the braindead husk for President even though they believe he is MENTALLY UNFIT for office. That is some serious Trump Derangement Syndrome.  We can extrapolate that to the total population. This indicates that there are around 46,200,000 people who support a husk who they KNOW TO BE UNFIT FOR OFFICE!  Over 42 MILLION!  That’s a fecal-load of MORONS.

What a country!