Warning!  Purposely disgusting post ahead!

There was a “zoom” call promoted as “White Dudes For Kamala” which included such masculine characters as Adam “Pencilneck Geek” Schiff and Mayor “Gay Pete” Buttigieg.

Gay Pete was extolling the “moral” character of Kamala “Heels up” Harris. Gay Pete stated, “… men are also more free in a country where we have a president who stands up for things like access to abortion care.” Wait one. Gay men need access to abortion care to become free? I’m glad that the “first openly GAY man in a presidential administration” (disregard the fact that Richard Grenell served in the Trump administration before Petey) has educated me that two men who had sexual relations could become pregnant. As I’m not part of the community, this might be the reason why I did not realize that putting one’s seed up the butt hole of another man leads to pregnancy!

Thank you Gay Pete.

This must be why Tim “Tampon Timmy” Walz passed a law in Minnesota requiring Tampon dispensers in grade school boys’ bathrooms. Once again my ignorance is showing.  I did not realize that boys must be menstruating out of their butt holes.  I must have an issue with my anus and reproductive system because I cannot recall ever having my monthly menstruation cycle. There may have been “skid marks” in my underwear but never bloody tighty whiteys.

Much thanks to the brain trust in our government for educating me.