I’m Picking On The Mentally Challenged

Perhaps I shouldn’t pick on the MENTALLY CHALLENGED, but the MORON Beta-male O’Rourke is “running” for President. He was anointed as the “Jesus Christ Superstar” of the Dimbulbcrats by MSNBC back when he was on the cover of Vain-ity Fair magazine.

Arm flapper O’Rourke keeps saying that the reason illegal immigrants are coming from Central American countries to the US is because we Citizens of the United States are the horrible RACISTS causing a global warming induced DROUGHT which is forcing folks from Central America to flee their dying uninhabitable countries.  This is a SCIENCE as told to Beta by Scientists.

Oh my. Never let facts get in the way of a story when you’re flapping your arms as you try and take flight.

According to Beta-male, the DROUGHT in Central America is caused “Not by god, not by nature…” but by the horrible people of the United States. Here are the rainfall totals in millimeters for 2008 and 2014 for the countries in question.

  • Guatemala  2008 total 1996 mm,   20014 total 1996 mm
  • Honduras    2008 total 1976 mm,   2014 total 1976 mm
  • El Salvador 2008 total  1724 mm,   2014 total 1784 mm
  • USA               2008 total   715 mm,   2014 total    715mm

In fact the average rainfall in the three Central American countries has remained consistently the same since 1961 which is as far back as I researched. Wait, El Salvador had more rain in 2014.  More is Less, if you’re a MORON.

But Beta talks to SCIENTISTS (who must be MORONS like himself), who tell him the facts aren’t the facts.  If you’re a MORON, consistently the same rainfall totals somehow indicates a decline in rainfall.  Maybe there’s a special scientific “decline” factor to correct the rainfall totals downward when evil RACISTS in the US who obviously hate BROWN PEOPLE are involved.

Okay maybe there is a shortage of food caused by the MYTHICAL US induced drought.

Exports from Honduras increased by about a billion dollars each year for the past couple of years. Their biggest export items are AGRICULTURAL products. That’s right FOOD.  And where are these shortage products from the dying country going? Turns out the United States is the biggest trading partner with Honduras. So the drought starved people of Honduras are coming to the US to eat the food that COULDN’T BE GROWN but was somehow exported. Hmmm, I guess that makes sense if you’re mentally challenged like Beta.

Maybe if Beta-male O’Rourke flaps his arms more he can cause some global cooling to fix the problem.