I just heard about this new technology that is going to REVOLUTIONIZE the world and SOLVE one of mankind’s most daunting problems.

The manufacturer of this technological wonder describes on their website that “… they (the press covering CES 2017) are all unanimous that (the product) represents a serious and fresh idea, and aims to cover a clear market need.”  CES is the Consumer Electronics Show which is the world’s largest industry gathering for the commercial technology sector. Obviously if all of the press unanimously declares how groundbreaking this product is, folks you need to take this very seriously.

What is this new technology?

Wait for it…

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You can watch their promotional video to see this innovative technological wonder in action!

Forget about that blinking Bluetooth widget stuck in your ear, this will undoubtedly become the new status symbol for the cell phone power user.

This WILL SOLVE the world’s most pressing problem as I had mentioned earlier.  That problem?  How to have a private conversation when you’re pinching off a loaf in an airport restroom stall.

Unfortunately, I have been subjected to, too many important (legends in their own minds) “businessmen” jibber-jabbering away on their cell phones in public restrooms.