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Culture, Government

Put Out A Fire Using ICE?

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The fires in Northern People’s Republik of Kalifornia (taking the lives of at least 42 people) have “ignited” more debate on immigration.

It turns out that an illegal alien (undocumented guest worker in PRK-speak), described as a homeless man, started fires in Somoma County. Jesus Fabian Gonzalez was previously deported twice back to his home country of Mexico. He had been released from custody as he was protected by the “sanctuary” policies and hence Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE, was never notified of his arrests even though they had a detainer request on him. Some of his previous crimes rose to the felony level. But we don’t want to be mean to our uninvited “guests”.  We only enforce “good” laws here in the PRK.

Breitbart is spreading the story that Gonzales may have been responsible for a string of these wildfires, but the local officials are downplaying that notion, saying that this is “unlikely”.  Notice they did not say impossible.

Now I’ll “fire” up the conspiracy theory machine. Has anyone looked into whether or not undocumented guest Gonzales has any ties to the Mexican drug cartels?  Could he have been a hired stooge to set the fires?  Why would the cartels want these wildfires?

One of the outcomes of the fires in Northern PRK is that several of the large marijuana farms had their crops destroyed right at the peak of harvest season. These farms were getting ready for the 2018 rush to buy “legalized” recreational dope (thanks in advance Gov. Moonbeam, for the dead people and increased crime that will result from the legalization of dope). Now if the PRK crops are gone, where do you think the weed will come from to satisfy the BIG demand for recreational drugs, come the new year? Oh maybe where weed come from now, the Mexican drug cartels.  Of course the cartels wouldn’t start trouble that might cause the deaths of 42 people.  That would be a lot of deaths.  Just as a factual data point, 23,000 people were killed in Mexico by the cartels in 2016.  But they were for the most part poor brown people in some backwater bergs, so that number is fairly meaningless.  We Americans need our drugs, doggone it.

Of course the cartels sneaking someone across the border to burn down the competition couldn’t happen here in the progressive PRK.  That would be against the law.

Government

Signs of Intelligent Life?

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The brilliance of our elected officials never ceases to amaze me.
Just now on the fake news network MSNBC (yes, I do watch the enemy’s propaganda channel. “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”), I heard congressman Eric Swalwel from the PRK IMPLY that there is clear evidence of collusion between the Trump election team and the Russians.

As some background, Komrade Swalwel is the representative for the PRK’s 15th district which encompasses cities around, no surprise here, the San Francisco bay area. He is apparently on the congressional “Intelligence Committee”. At least that is what was written on the scroll at the bottom of the screen. If you are on the Intelligence Committee you would think that there should at least be a hint of intelligence by the member. I guess if your IQ is somewhat above that of a head of lettuce that’s sufficient qualification.

What was this material that Swalwel IMPLIED as clear evidence of Trump-Russia collusion? He stated that the “hashtag” “grow a spine, vote Jill Stein” (that is, GrowaSpineVoteJillStein) is clearly something that only a native English speaker from the Trump election team could have created for the Russians as it uses the idiom “grow a spine”.  He IMPLIES that no Russian operative could have come up with that particular phrase and there must have been assistance from the Trump team.  There’s your smoking gun folks, proving  the Russians colluded with the Trump team!!!  It’s just so obvious. Thank you oh most learned scholar Swalwel for unearthing this UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE.

Sheesh, and we pay these jokers nearly $200,000 per year for such great thinking. Maybe we need to give them a raise and see what other great thoughts we can get from a head of lettuce.  And before you jump all over me, let me apologize in advance.  I realize my comparison of a congressman to a head of lettuce might be construed as insulting to other forms of vegetation.

Culture, Government, Politics

Who Cares How Much You Lose?

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The new tax reform plan is out. As expected, Chuckie Schumer and the Libbies are against it. And what it the major reason for the condemnation of reducing taxes?

‘It doesn’t soak the rich, enough!’

So what the Libtards are saying is that YOU, the Middle Class American Taxpayer, no matter if you are better off under the new tax plan, should reject it because the wealthy MAY get a tax break as well. Uh, so let me get this straight. If everyone gets to keep more of their hard earned money, that’s not a good plan because everyone gets to keep more of their hard earned money. What?

Let’s all take a knee and start chanting of “We don’t want more money, if they get more money!”

Even if you have absolute disdain for the high income earners, what kind of logic is that? Here’s an analogy. You are in a sinking lifeboat with your family AND a rich guy.  Everyone needs to plug a hole to keep afloat. Under Chuck Schumer’s and the Libtards’ logic, you and your family should chose drowning and refuse to plug any holes because you don’t like the other fella and you feel he should plug all the holes.  I guess that’s one way to SOAK the rich guy.

Vote for more Libtards in 2018, I say.  We need more of this great thinking.