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Remember the three UCLA basketball hoodlums that were caught on video STEALING items from multiple high-end stores in China and subsequently arrested by Chinese authorities? After President Trump called in a favor from SecGen of the Communist Party, Xi Jinping to obtain their release from a likely prison sentence, they returned to the US and were eventually suspended by the UCLA basketball team (ooh what a harsh punishment).  Personally I would have let them rot in a cold cell in China as an example to others.  Of course Libtard Lavar Ball, supposed father of one of the thieves, said that it was his work with the Chinese and not President Trump’s that obtained the release of his son and the two other CRIMINALS.

The ungrateful Lavar Ball, father of the thief LiAngelo Ball, just today removed his son from UCLA to “train him, himself” for his upcoming non-existent NBA career. From what my friends who follow basketball tell me, the kid has a “Round circular mass of packed frozen ice crystals, in the hot place” of getting an NBA contract. That said, the delusional “father” has additional plans in store for his hoodlum son, that he raised so well.

Lavar, who owns BBB shoes (Bitty Blue Balls, or something like that) plans to release another MULTI-HUNDRED dollar shoe, named after his kleptomaniac son. It is reported by the loser network ESPN that the shoe will be called the “GELO 3“.

I believe that the GELO 3, (Get Easily Let Out, all 3), pays homage to the three thieving kids. Word on the street is that it is based on the design of the shoes worn by track sprinter Usain Bolt, the fastest man in the world, holder of World and Olympic records . Perfect for hitting the tarmac and escaping pursuit after doing the five-finger discount in high end stores.  Put your order in now, as they will sell (or get stolen) fast.

All Of The Left and A Few Blue State Republicans Defend The Rich

Tax the RICH!  Make them PAY!  The RICH don’t pay for enough!  Wealth redistribution!”  The cries of the PUSSY-NATION.  They are also screaming, “Keep the tax breaks for the wealthy!”  Whaaaat?

There is one part of the proposed tax plan that WACKY-LIBS and Republicans, who represent those who live in the deep blue states, are all upset over. This is the deduction of state and local taxes or SALT as some call it.  Which group of citizens does this deduction benefit the most?  Why the wealthiest of course.

Why does President Trump want this in the tax plan?  Because he says, and he is correct, that it is the FAIR thing to do.  President Trump has a mantra of “Everyone should pay their fair share“.  Look what he demanded of the United Nations.  And some of the free-loader countries listened and started paying their share.

Eliminating the SALT deduction from income used to calculate federal income tax  is getting the most push back from the Democrat controlled People’s Republik of Kalifornia, New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts, where taxes are stifling because of all the expensive real estate and taxes to fund all of the massive freebie give-away programs. Who pays the most taxes in these most liberal of liberal states? That would be the uber rich liberals in their giant expensive mansion, the tech billionaires, and especially the real estate moguls. You know people like Donald Trump.  If you are a liberal and against the tax plan, you are for keeping the tax break in Donald Trump’s personal fortune.  Awesome.

Let’s take a look at  what the SALT deduction means to the “AVERAGE” American and how FAIR it is.

The marginal income tax in the PRK can be as high as 13.3%. In Wyoming there is no state income tax but local taxes can be up to 1%. Property tax in the PRK is 1% of assessed value. Wyoming it’s 0.62%. The median home price in the PRK is $400,000 so the property tax is $4000. The median home price in Wyoming is $200,000 and that resident pays $1240 in property tax. For comparison, let’s say each makes person earns $100,000 in income. The PRK guy pays over $6000 in state income tax. The Wyoming cowboy has NO state income tax at that level of earning.  Totaling the property and state income taxes for each person is as follows:

Mr. PRK,  $6000 state income tax + $4000 property tax = $10,000 deduction

Cowboy,  $0.00 state income tax + $1240 property tax = $1240 deduction

What do these numbers mean to the IRS?

The PRK liberal adjusts his FEDERAL taxable income DOWN by $10,000. The Wyoming cowboy only get to reduce his tax liability down by $1240. The wealthy PRK resident’s taxable income is $8760 LESS than the cowboy as far as the IRS is concerned. If we look up his federal taxes, Mr. PRK owes $15,547 at a tax rate of 17.27%. The schmuck cowboy on the other hand pays $18,047 at the higher income bracket of 18.05% (remember because he only can deduct $1240 that puts him into a higher tax bracket), all because his state is fiscally more conservative and housing is less expensive.

The Mr. Liberal PRK guy contributes $2500  LESS to the pool of money required to run the FEDERAL government than the cowboy up North even though they both make IDENTICAL SALARIES! Does that sound fair to you?  Seems pretty fair to me.

Libtards helping out the wealthier folks.  Woohoo!!!

The pushback is because of personal greed.  No one seems to care about fairness in taxation.  Republican Peter King of wealthy Long Island, New York and all the other congressmen from his state have been screaming that New Yorkers are only getting back 69% of what they pay in to the Federal government.  Wait a sec, there congressmen.  We pay federal taxes to run the COUNTRY.  It doesn’t work that you give money to federal government and then they just give it right back. WE pay federal taxes to collectively do things such as fund the military, build infrastructure, do the big things that benefit the COUNTRY.  We are all in this together.  It’s not every man for himself.  The left and blue state Republicans should think about what John F. Kennedy said in his inaugural address, “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country”.

Now as a landed individual, here behind enemy lines in the PRK, I have been benefiting from the deduction. I want to thank my liberal friends for defending my tax breaks! Thank you , thank you.

We Need More Legislation!

House member Ted “Showboat” Liew of the People’s Repugnik of Kalifornia (PRK), in protest walked out during the moment of silence for the victims in the church shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas. The WEENIE said that he wants more gun laws passed and he was protesting that the opposing side of the aisle won’t take action.  I assume he believes that more laws would have magically stopped the evil perpetrator.

Teddy, Teddy. Take a chill pill and think about this a bit. Last time I looked, MURDERING 26 people is already ILLEGAL! In fact the penalty in Texas for murder includes the DEATH PENALTY. Do you honestly believe that more laws are the answer to the problem? Would you make the penalty of violating your new gun laws the death penalty to ensure compliance?  “Comply with my will or die”.  Oh, you will probably argue that if we banned the weapon used in this crime, then the tragedy wouldn’t have happened. Um, let’s see an ISIS sympathizer rented a truck and killed 8 people in New York. Last year another ISIS sympathizer rented a truck and killed 86 people in France.  How about introducing some legislation to ban truck sales in this country?   No one need more than a moped to get around.  Or how about introducing a law to prevent followers of Islam from renting trucks?  Both sound like wonderful ideas to me, you idiot.

Teddy, YOU CANNOT LEGISLATE AWAY EVIL.  Let’s have a new all encompassing law.  “Hence forth it will be illegal to do anything illegal”.  That should stop every crime.  If you haven’t been keeping up with current events, criminals tend to break law.  If you could legislate away evil, don’t you think sometime in the past 241 years we would have already passed that law?

Hey Showboat, let’s look at another part of the problem. We already have laws that prevent certain people from obtaining firearms.  Here are the categories taken directly from the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms Bureau website:

“… unlawful for certain categories of persons to ship, transport, receive, or possess firearms or ammunition, to include any person:

  • convicted in any court of a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year;
  • who is a fugitive from justice;
  • who is an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance (as defined in section 102 of the Controlled Substances Act, codified at 21 U.S.C. § 802);
  • who has been adjudicated as a mental defective or has been committed to any mental institution;
  • who is an illegal alien;
  • who has been discharged from the Armed Forces under dishonorable conditions;
  • who has renounced his or her United States citizenship;
  • who is subject to a court order restraining the person from harassing, stalking, or threatening an intimate partner or child of the intimate partner; or
  • who has been convicted of a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence.”

Apparently, the Air Force did not update the National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) with their prosecution and punishment of the perp for prior domestic violence crimes and his dishonorable discharge, as required by law. If the database had been correctly updated, the NICS check would have prevented him from buying the weapon.  That’s a FAILURE of BIG GOVERNMENT of which you are an integral member. Additionally, as a member of Congress you hold the purse strings of the military as well as holding oversight of their actions. So the bottom line is that this FAILURE of BIG GOVERNMENT to follow the laws your congressional body enacted is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. Some of the BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS.  Own it, buddy.

Of course a WEENIE such as yourself probably will not feel a single hint of responsibility. Standard excuses of, “I didn’t know this was happening”, “I’m not on that committee”, or “It was before I was here”.

Teddy, “WITH LEADERSHIP COMES RESPONSIBILITY”.

F’ing weenies.