Remember the three UCLA basketball hoodlums that were caught on video STEALING items from multiple high-end stores in China and subsequently arrested by Chinese authorities? After President Trump called in a favor from SecGen of the Communist Party, Xi Jinping to obtain their release from a likely prison sentence, they returned to the US and were eventually suspended by the UCLA basketball team (ooh what a harsh punishment).  Personally I would have let them rot in a cold cell in China as an example to others.  Of course Libtard Lavar Ball, supposed father of one of the thieves, said that it was his work with the Chinese and not President Trump’s that obtained the release of his son and the two other CRIMINALS.

The ungrateful Lavar Ball, father of the thief LiAngelo Ball, just today removed his son from UCLA to “train him, himself” for his upcoming non-existent NBA career. From what my friends who follow basketball tell me, the kid has a “Round circular mass of packed frozen ice crystals, in the hot place” of getting an NBA contract. That said, the delusional “father” has additional plans in store for his hoodlum son, that he raised so well.

Lavar, who owns BBB shoes (Bitty Blue Balls, or something like that) plans to release another MULTI-HUNDRED dollar shoe, named after his kleptomaniac son. It is reported by the loser network ESPN that the shoe will be called the “GELO 3“.

I believe that the GELO 3, (Get Easily Let Out, all 3), pays homage to the three thieving kids. Word on the street is that it is based on the design of the shoes worn by track sprinter Usain Bolt, the fastest man in the world, holder of World and Olympic records . Perfect for hitting the tarmac and escaping pursuit after doing the five-finger discount in high end stores.  Put your order in now, as they will sell (or get stolen) fast.