I was watching the Greg Gutfeld show last night and for the last block, he had a segment called, “A Story In Five Words“. Gutfeld prefaces the segment by saying the time for discussion about the topic is short, hence the title of the segment.  The story presented was a study that showed fish can solve simple math problems.

The title of the FIVE WORD story was, “Fish Can Do Math“.

Um, Greg, that’s only FOUR words.