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Culture, Government, Health, Politics, Science

Pregnant Men? WTF?

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Warning!  Purposely disgusting post ahead!

There was a “zoom” call promoted as “White Dudes For Kamala” which included such masculine characters as Adam “Pencilneck Geek” Schiff and Mayor “Gay Pete” Buttigieg.

Gay Pete was extolling the “moral” character of Kamala “Heels up” Harris. Gay Pete stated, “… men are also more free in a country where we have a president who stands up for things like access to abortion care.” Wait one. Gay men need access to abortion care to become free? I’m glad that the “first openly GAY man in a presidential administration” (disregard the fact that Richard Grenell served in the Trump administration before Petey) has educated me that two men who had sexual relations could become pregnant. As I’m not part of the community, this might be the reason why I did not realize that putting one’s seed up the butt hole of another man leads to pregnancy!

Thank you Gay Pete.

This must be why Tim “Tampon Timmy” Walz passed a law in Minnesota requiring Tampon dispensers in grade school boys’ bathrooms. Once again my ignorance is showing.  I did not realize that boys must be menstruating out of their butt holes.  I must have an issue with my anus and reproductive system because I cannot recall ever having my monthly menstruation cycle. There may have been “skid marks” in my underwear but never bloody tighty whiteys.

Much thanks to the brain trust in our government for educating me.

Government, Science

Best Witness To The F-35 Crash

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When you lose a $100 MILLION airplane.  This guy says it all…

Mr. Randolph White from SC.

A USMC F-35 “Fifth Generation Fighter” (for all you Tom Cruise fans) affectionately known as a “Fat Amy“, went ghost riding WITHOUT a pilot and ended up crashing in a field behind Mr. White’s house.

From CountOn2.com (without the annoying ‘reporter’)

 

Culture, Environment, Politics, Science

“Code Red!”, Biden screams

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Today, after his vacation in Delaware, Crazy Uncle Joe toured New Jersey to look at the damage from Hurricane Ida,

He was screaming that the “Existential threat of climate change” is a “Code Red“, whatever the ‘F‘ that means. All the climate ‘scientists’ such as Chuckie Schumer, AOC, and the like, keep saying that the loss of life from Hurricane Ida was because the weather is more severe as a result of, wait for it, climate change.

Hurricane Ida was a Category 4 hurricane that became the SECOND MOST damaging hurricane to hit Louisiana. The most damaging was Katrina in 2005, 16 years ago. Hurricane Ida is tied for the strongest maximum winds at landfall with the Last Island Hurricane of, wait for it, 1856, 165 years ago!!!

Once again, riddle me this all you oh wise people of science.  WHY is it that the most destructive hurricane was 16 years ago and the windspeed was the same as a hurricane 165 years ago?

Shouldn’t Ida be the worst hurricane on record as the EXISTENTIAL THREAT of climate change is making the weather more severe according the the prognosticators of science?

Shouldn’t an 1856 hurricane have had LESS wind speed than a hurricane of today? We didn’t have automobiles, trucks, airplanes, and power plants pumping out EXISTENTIAL THREATENING carbon emissions 165 years ago,. There were fewer people producing less EXISTENTIAL THREATENING carbon emissions and a lot more forested land to sequester carbon. China and India were just backwards countries way back then and NOT the EXISTENTIAL THREATENING, carbon spewing industrial behemoths.  Weather should have been LESS severe using the ‘science‘ proclaimed by the intellectual class.

Almost all weather related events were WORSE in the past than they are today. 

Now ‘splain to me again how the Greenie New Dealers are 100% sure spending our tax dollars will solve this “EXISTENTIAL crisis“. 

Oh wait, maybe the weather will get worse because of ‘white supremacy‘ and ‘systemic racism’.  Or it’s Trump’s fault.