Category Archives: Politics

A category with my rants on politics.

Every Vote Counts

The Fake Indian, The Fake Mexican, Spartacus, and The Bern are advocating to eliminate the Electoral College which was created by our founding fathers in the Constitution. The progressive reasoning is that every vote should count and if it wasn’t for the Electoral College, the anointed one, Hillybob would have been elevated to Supreme Ruler, err I mean president.

On a side note, if Hillybob was the most qualified person ever to run for president, why don’t the Dims run her again? If she had become president, she would be the incumbent that the Republican would have to unseat in 2020

Back to every vote counts. Here in the People’s Republik of Kalifornia if you are a CONSERVATIVE, your vote hasn’t counted for more than 30 years. And since the PRK is a winner take all state, it’s been advantage Dims for 3 decades.

The 2020 electoral college votes will go to whomever the Dim next anoint as their savior.  No sign of change for this election or ever in the future.

BUT there may be an opportunity for PRK CONSERVATIVES to at least have some FUN in who the next Dimbub candidate might be!

The PRK in all it’s wisdom has semi-open primaries. The party must declare no less than 135 days before an election whether or not the party’s primary will be open or closed. Open means anyone regardless of party affiliation can vote in a party’s primary. Closed means that only registered party member can vote in the primary. And here’s where CONSERVATIVES MIGHT GET A CHANCE to have a bit of FUN.

If the Dims declare that the primary is OPEN then CONSERVATIVES should cast their votes for the SECOND BEST DIMBULB CANDIDATE.  If every CONSERVATIVE bands together to vote for the same second place loser, we may be able to push the WEAKER DIMBULB CANDIDATE over the TOP!

My vote may count!  Woohoo!!!

This Poem Is, Like, Inspiring

“I need a butt-shine
Right now
Your are holy,
Oh, sacred cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.
Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.”

Robert “Fake Mexican Beto” O’Rourke

I suggest standing on a restaurant counter and waving your arms around wildly while reciting this magnificent piece of American poetry.

The “punto” (I can do fake Mexican as well) is that this is what is echoing inside of the empty head of the Dimbulbcrat great white hope for president.  The Fake Mexican is “Jesus Christ Superstar” according to MSNBC.

First a Fake Indian, now a Fake Mexican.  The 2020 election is going to be entertaining.

How Stupid of Me

Can you hear the sound of my palm slapping my forehead?

This morning I finally realized why the Dimbulbcrats are so vehemently AGAINST building the BORDER WALL and in fact some of the loonie presidential candidates are advocating tearing down the existing sections of the BORDER WALL.

What was this epiphany that I had?

Most of your vegetarians and vegans vote Dimbulbcrat.

If youbuild the wall“, who is going to pick all the vegetables for the Spartacus Bookers of the loonie left?