Category Archives: Fake News

Time To Flee. Oh The Humanity

There are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of “asylum seekers” coming from Central American countries, most coming from Guatemala and Honduras.

Here’s what the Honduran “asylum seekers” are fleeing from:

And here are some of the deplorable, oppressive conditions in Guatemala:

HGTV has several episode of people from Canada and the US buying properties and moving to Honduras. You can watch the episode of a Canadian couple buying their dream home in Honduras, HERE.  Oddly the episode is titled, “A Little Piece of Paradise“.

The wife says, “I can’t wait to wake up to this every single morning!” as she describes Honduras.  Obviously no one has told the stupido Norte Americanos that they need to flee to the United States to avoid the persecution.

I’ve done some fly fishing on several of the islands off the coast of Honduras and it’s a beautiful place.  But obviously without my “progressive” sunglasses I couldn’t see how oppressed I was.  Sheesh and I paid money to go there.

I Can’t Hear It

After the President Trump’s State of The Union speech last night I heard on the communist’s news channels that parts of the speech were yet again a “racist dog whistle“.   Technically, a person cannot hear a dog whistle. How is it that only RACISTS hear the dog whistle?

Okay, in the vernacular of Low Intelligence News Reporters (LINRs), “dog whistle” appears to translate into a “coded message” to RACISTS, which cannot be interpreted by the enlightened class of dumbocrats.

Back the F’ing truck up a few feet. If it’s a coded message that only RACISTS can understand, how are the LINRs able to understand the message? Are they also RACISTS? I would conclude that they must be de facto RACISTS!

Maybe we can back the F’ing truck up a few more feet. Perhaps there’s a SECRET code book for RACISTS that they use to translate the President’s speech. I can’t find the ISBN for “The Racist’s Codebook”, but I’ve compiled a list of terms that the LINRs and dumbocrats appear to use when listening to anything that the President says.

  • “Wall” = “I hate brown people”
  • “MS-13” = “I hate nice brown boys riding bicycles”
  • “Law and order” = “I hate black people”
  • “MAGA” = “I hate black people”
  • “National Anthem” = I hate black people”
  • “Capitalism” = “I hate brown and black people”
  • “Terrorist” = “I hate Muslims”
  • “Constitution” = “Only for white people”
  • “Taxes” = “Not for rich white people”
  • “Pro Life” = “I hate women”
  • “Innocent” = “I don’t believe women”
  • “Nationalism” = “I am Hitler”

I hope this helps…

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

I’ve seen this photo several time after the “racist, unconstitutional, unAmerican, terrorist” tear gas usage in San Ysidro to repel the immigrant MOB attempting to BUM RUSH the border.  We keep being told by the FAKE NEWS media that women and children were tear gassed without warning or cause by border patrol agents.

So what does this snapshot show us?

Obviously people were warned that they would be stopped by “tear gas” or some other non-lethal method if they attempted to crash the border crossing. HOW ELSE would all of these “reporters” have known to suit up in tactical gear including GAS MASKS ?!?!  And how many women and children do you see in the picture?  Looks like young men and reporters to me.  And why would the “reporters” need to suit up in tactical gear if this was just a peaceful, caravan of rightful asylum seekers and NOT A MOB throwing rocks and bottles at border agents as they tried to crash the border?

Oh and by the way, Former President Obama used tear gas ONCE A MONTH on his watch to prevent crashing the border. I can’t recall a single “reporter” covering that story.