Category Archives: Fake News

Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire!

Veep Kammie Harris (along with her comfort doggie, White Taco Tampon Timmy) did her first “sit down news interview” last night (Aug 29, 2024). The ONLY policy that she mentioned was a $6000 child tax credit, which she mentioned over and over again. It was basically her only talking point for her 30 minute interview. She said that her continuation of the Child Tax Credit during her reign as veep, lifted 50% of impoverished children, out of poverty. That is an amazing statistic that I never heard before. Kudos to her IF THAT’S TRUE. Oh wait one…

The Child Tax Credit was established in 1997. This wasn’t the work of Veep Kammie. The number of eligible taxpayers that could claim the Tax Credit was greatly increased by the “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017”. Quick question. Who was President in 2017? One guess. His name starts with Donald and ends with Trump.

Stupid as I am, I looked up the numbers for children in poverty by year according to The United States Census Bureau. From 2017 to 2019 (those awful Trump years) the percentage of children (under the age of 18) below the poverty line DROPPED from17.5% to 14.4%. In 2020 most likely due to the China Virus Pandemic that number went up to 16% as ORANGE HITLER left office.

For Kammie to take credit for lifting 50% of those kids out of poverty she must have driven the number down to 8% with her policies.

As of 2022, half way through Kammie’s and Lunch Bucket Joe’s tenure, the childhood poverty rate was 15%.

Isn’t 15% almost twice as big as Kammie’s claimed 8%?

15% is still MORE than the low of 14.4% during ORANGE HITLER’S time in office.

I wish I could spout out BULLSHIT NUMBERS like Kammie can.

UFO, UAP, WTF?

A supposed “reliable” whistleblower has released to Congress second and third hand information (“I heard that someone said that…”) the covert three letter agencies have intact UFOs along with their dead extraterrestrial pilots. Say what?

This guy, who is an unspecified decorated Air Force “combat” veteran and “high level spook” at the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), states unequivocally that our government and allies have recovered crashed or landed spacecraft along with the bodies of the pilots. Okay, back the truck up a couple of yards there folks. How is it that Marvin the Martian can transit across light-years of space, arrive here on earth, setup some sort of undetectable surveillance operations base, and yet they can’t build a flying saucer that AVOIDS SMASHING into the ground? The whistler claims we have recovered MANY crashed alien craft. Sheesh, maybe the aliens need some remedial flying lessons on how to avoid hitting a planet.  Or perhaps he’s counting the crashed cars and truck transporting illegal aliens across the border.

How is it that our government can locate and retrieve these covert craft? Let’s review some recent history. A Chinese spy balloon as big a several school buses floated leisurely across the all of the US from Alaska to the Carolinas and after we shot it down, and with all sorts of location data and video, we could only partially recover the balloon debris in shallow water. The US shot down a couple of other unidentified floaty things, within a couple of weeks of the Chinese balloon shoot down, that they said they could not find the debris to recover.

Let’s review some history from World War II. The only Women Airforce Service Pilot (WASP) lost during the war was Gertrude “Tommy” Thomkins Silver. She was one of the women who ferried fighters, bombers, and other aircraft as part of the war effort. Tommy was qualified to fly the P-51 Mustang, the P-38 Lighting, and the P-54 Thunderbolt. These were the most advanced aircraft in WW II. She disappeared on a ferry flight from Los Angeles to Arizona with a stop in Palm Springs on Oct 26, 1944, flying a P-51D. She never arrived at Palm Springs. No trace of the aircraft has ever been found despite massive searches over the decade since. Now how can the government find crashed UFOs that can travel at “supposedly” 46,000 mph, almost 100 times as faster as a WW II airplane, and not find a plane that disappeared between Los Angeles and Palm Springs, which is a little over 100 miles?

And one more piece of history.  On February 5, 1958 the US Air Force LOST a 7,600 pound ATOMIC BOMB off the coast of Georgia.  It is a fully function nuclear weapon.  They never found the bomb.  The yield of this bomb is 3.8 Megatons of 25 times the size of the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.  You might think that this would be an important item to recover, perhaps a little more important than finding little green men.

Given the great record of recovery by the government, we are told to believe that they recovered “many” UFOs.

Does someone have a bridge to sell?

Ban Prop Guns!!!

Once again, the hysteria over firearms hits the press. Actor Alec Baldwin fired a weapon on a movie set and AT THIS MOMENT for unknown reasons ended up killing the director of cinematography.  This is a tragedy as is any death.

I have read several “news” reports citing the “SCORES” of firearms tragedies or “a long history” of firearms accidents on movie sets. Directors are calling for the banning of “prop guns” during the production of movies as they say computer generated graphics are good enough, even if they look fake. A director that I’ve never heard of named Craig Zobel said, “There’s no reason to have guns loaded with blanks or anything on set anymore,  (They) Should just be fully outlawed.”  Notice that he is calling for legislation not just an industry agreed to prohibition.

Once again, back the F’ing truck up a few yards.

In ALL of the “news” reports, only TWO incidences are cited, Jon-Erik Hexum and Brandon Lee. Hexum killed HIMSELF when he was fooling around with a pistol showing off to a female on the set, by placing the pistol to his head and firing a blank round into his skull. That was NOT an ACCIDENT, that was plain stupidity. Hexum was a MORON and splattered his own brain, therefore that doesn’t count as an “accident” or mishap.  Brandon Lee’s death happened because the armorer on set didn’t fully clear the weapon of a bullet, from a “dummy round”, which had become lodged in the cylinder of the revolver used in the scene. A subsequently loaded “blank round” propelled the lodged bullet down the barrel leading to the death of Lee. That was determined to be “negligence” on the part of the armorer. The facts are that prior to this incident involving Alec Baldwin there are a total of ONE death due to the USE OF FIREARMS on movie sets.

Perhaps the histrionic news media should review facts before writing stories. ONE is not MORE THAN FORTY (“scores“, a score is 20 so “scores” would imply 40 or more). ONE is not a “LONG HISTORY” of accidents.

More people have been killed while filming automobile and aircraft scenes in movies than by filming firearms scenes. Why isn’t there any outcry to eliminate cars and planes in movies?