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Can A TV Host Do Math?

I was watching the Greg Gutfeld show last night and for the last block, he had a segment called, “A Story In Five Words“. Gutfeld prefaces the segment by saying the time for discussion about the topic is short, hence the title of the segment.  The story presented was a study that showed fish can solve simple math problems.

The title of the FIVE WORD story was, “Fish Can Do Math“.

Um, Greg, that’s only FOUR words.

Let ‘Em All Go

Once again, I need to have someone explain to me Dimbulbcrat logic.

Senator Hawley of Missouri introduced a bill to make sentencing of child pornographers stricter. He authored this bill (“Prosecutorial Remedies and Other Tools to end the Exploitation of Children Today Act”) in response to his sparring with Judge Jackson during her (I’m assuming it’s a her, though she could not define what a woman is) confirmation hearing for the Supreme Court. Judge Jackson sentenced several child pornographers to sentences well below the recommended sentencing guidelines. Her argument was twofold. One she did not remember all the details of the cases and two, she said that because child pornography is readily accessible on the internet sentencing should be reduced.

The bill by Hawley was quashed by Senator Dick Durbin, a Dimbulbcrat, using the same argument that since child pornography is readily available on the internet, there needs to be less harsh not more harsh sentencing for purveyors of child sexual abuse.

Okay, I’m just a dumbass I guess. According to Dimbulbcrat logic, the easier and more prevalent a crime is to commit, the sentence should be reduced for committing the crime.

Following the Dimbulbcrat logic, murder and the ease of committing murder has increased in the past year, therefore we should reduce the sentencing of murderers. It looks like that’s exactly what’s happening here in the Peoples’ Republik of Kalifornia. Governor Gruesome has let out 30,000 felons from prison including rapists and murderers. He plans on releasing 76,000 more this year.

Has this country gone Nucking Futz?

Advice For The President

I described how this war in Ukraine is a battle by Putin to economically control Europe. You can read it HERE.  Europe created this problem by “suckling on the teat of cheap Russian gas“. The United States and allies at this point must counter the EVIL PUTIN and his regime. The response from the current administration has been wishy-washy at best and in my opinion, wrong.

Here’s what I would recommend that Joe Biden say and MOST IMPORTANTLY, DO.

Joe Biden must lead as President of the United States and leader of the Free World. I would have him take the following actions.
Hold and address to the Nation from the actual OVAL OFFICE, not the fake set he usually uses. At his desk he needs to say this to our country and the world,

Fellow Americans, we are in a battle of good versus evil.  Tonight I am going to tell you the steps we will take to punish and break the backs of Putin and his cronies. Putin is dependent on his oil and gas to fund his worldwide reign of terror. To end the monstrous actions of this dictator I will be taking immediate action. I will immediately invalidate some of my previous executive orders and allow for the following, permit fracking where previously banned, resume drilling and pumping of oil on federal lands, open up oil exploration, remove any restrictions I may have placed on the oil and gas industry, and finish the Keystone XL pipeline. We will shut off the mechanism that permits Putin to declare war on sovereign nations.”

We will also resume construction of the border wall to secure our Nation from terrorist infiltration that may accelerate as a result of these actions.

There will be a personal cost to all of us. Fuel prices will rise. Energy prices will increase. Supply chain issues will become worse. Cost of goods will rise. I’m not here tonight to paint a false rosy picture but to give you an honest assessment of what will happen as We The People of the United States are fighting EVIL. I know the will and the grit of the American People and I do not take these action lightly as we come together as a nation. Thank you and God Bless America.

The greenies will start to scream about the world ending if the President takes these action. Bernie Sanders will condemn Biden.  Little Greta will waggle her finger.   Biden should then take the next step and hold a press conference where he says this,

To the Squad and Senator Sanders, Go fuck yourselves. We have a war to fight.

I suspect if Biden held these two press events and took action, his approval rating would skyrocket.