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I’m Going Back To College Next Year!

Hillybob has said that college will be FREE when she becomes president.

I just looked over her ‘College Compact’ and some other manure on her website and there is nothing there about age or previous college experience as restrictions to getting some of that FREE college education. The only requirement for the program is based on income.

Starting next year if a family makes less than $85,000 per year everyone in the family can go to college for free. The income requirement gets better by $10,000 per year until 2021 when the threshold for ‘free’ becomes $125,000.

It starts next year!

It’s interesting how they word this crap on her website.  You need to work backwards to figure out when the program starts.  They don’t make the simple statement of, “Free college tuition begins in 2017”.  I suspect the sleazy lawyers don’t want to make a commitment on the start date, but 2017 is what’s implied.

Since I already have my bachelor’s from the university I’m going to petition to get out of the lower division requirements and then see if I can double major, maybe in music and industrial design. What the heck maybe I’ll try for three degrees.  Perhaps I’ll third major in astronomy, as I’d be taking up space… in the lecture halls.  I’m semi-retired so it’s not like I have a job I need to get to.

How in “The Hot Place” she plans to get legislation passed in 2017 to fund my start, I have no idea, but that’s HER PROMISE TO ME. 

She says that what she blathering about is a ‘compact’.  As a lawyer she KNOWS that a compact, from the Latin ‘compactus’ which is the past participle of ‘to make an agreement’, is a formal agreement between two or more parties and thus is a CONTRACT.  We can TRUST this will happen  because we all know that Hillybob is a woman of her word.

You can read the compact HERE and the some other crap that is an ‘enhancement of the New College Compact’ HERE.  Again some interesting wording folks.  Notice she said she’s enhancing the ‘New College Compact’ but she only links to the ‘College Compact’.  The links on here website DO NOT point to the ‘New’ thingie, whatever that might be.

Generally a CONTRACT is only in force if both parties agree to the contract.  Since Hillybob has authored the compact, I hereby accept the terms of her College Compact as posted on her website shown by the two links above on this date, October 10, 2016.  Hillybob and I now have a contract.  I expect her to provide my FREE STUFF next year.

As I’ve said regarding other steaming bovine excrement heaped upon ‘WE THE SUBJECTS’ by our esteemed politicians, “If you believe what she just said, I have a bridge to sell you”.

A Sad ‘State’ Of Affairs

I received my sample ballot and voting materials yesterday.

The referendums to repeal the Kalifornia anti-second-amendment laws that the Kommunists cobbled together and Governor Moonbeam signed into law just a few months ago, failed to make it to the November 8th ballot.

Out of curiosity I looked up the post mortem numbers of the signature collection effort to get the referendums onto the ballot.
Turns out the only 1.5% of gun owners in the Peoples’ Republik of Kalifornia bothered to sign the petitions!

That’s 1.5% of folks who already own a firearm NOT the general population. The referendum needed 365,000 voters to sign the petitions and only 121,000 did. Not even a third of the required number.

So now the laws stand without opposition.

Looks like The Golden State firearms owners don’t want to own their weapons or have the ability to use them.  Kalifornia Subjects apparently are not worried about the erosion of their constitutional rights.

Oh well…

If you live in another state take heed, because as goes Kalifornia eventually so will go the nation.  Remember ALL 55 of the PRK electoral college votes will go to “Stronger Together” on November 8th WITHOUT QUESTION!.  That’s 20% of the required electoral college votes necessary to elect ‘you know whom’ to the presidency.

Why do I feel so sad?

What’s Next?

BREAKING NEWS!

The clown community in Tucson, Arizona organized a “Clown Lives Matter” march Wednesday, that’s set to take place Oct. 15.  This is not a joke.  Read about it HERE.

Organizers expect 100 clowns to participate in the march.

The rumor is that all 100 clowns will arrive in 1 small car…

Someone give me a rimshot.  Ba-dum-bump.