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#CalexitPantieWaists

Oh my. The latte drinking babes want Kalifornia to secede from The Union. They say they will have an initiative on the 2018 state ballot to vote on a referendum, to hold a special election in 2019, which will allow a statewide vote on leaving.

This as a result of Hillybob not getting elected as “Liar in Chief”.

Apparently there are some NorCal elitists backing the issue. Shervin Pishavar, an investor in Uber, Marc Hermeon, of Google, and Dave Morin, founder of Path which is some sort of social networking tool.

I’d like to point out that ALL of the elitists above own VIRTUAL businesses. They don’t manufacture hard goods. They don’t raise crops. The products they have pedaled to gain wealth have no physical existence. They are just intellectual property that exists on the Internet or ahem big investment banking.

What does that matter? They don’t really have much of a stake in the ground here in the state.  They could conduct their businesses anywhere in the world. Sure they may have a some money tied up in computer server farms, but those could easily be moved anywhere, if they are not already out of state or overseas.  Maybe they are altruistic, but I’d bet real money they are still influenced by the accumulation of wealth.

What are the biggest economic sectors in Kalifornia? The top two are GOVERNMENT and SOCIAL SERVICES. Those two make up more than 30% of Kali’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP). Do either of those sectors create wealth?

The Calexit pantie waists tout that Kalifornia has the 6th largest GDP in the world and that’s why we should be our own country.

Ahem, well about 1/3 of that GDP makes a giant economic sucking sound (to paraphrase Ross Perot). I don’t think you can export government (though I wish we could) or social services to make a profit.

Well that means the other 2/3-ers  will have to make all the money to run Utopia. Kalifornia imports most of its energy. Natural gas fuels power plants in the state. Again that’s money going out not coming in.  More sucking sound. Manufacturing and agriculture are only about 12% of GDP. You CAN export those. Unless as a country you are independent and self sufficient with your own natural resources, you must trade, otherwise you’re just doing a circle-jerk until you collapse.  Looks to me that the 12% will pay for the 88% living in La-La Land.  Sounds like a fair deal.

What will STOP the smuggling of goods, production, and labor in and out of Kalifornia to avoid taxes (which will be inevitable)   Currently there are only signs along the borders of the state saying “Welcome to California”.

How about this idea?

The “New Kalifornia” pantie waists could build A BIG F’ING WALL and have the DONALD TRUMP LED FASCIST UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PAY FOR IT!

To All The Cupcakes

To all those fragile cupcakes who are crying in their lattes that Hillybob didn’t get elected, take some sage advice from your anointed one.  Donald J. Trump has won the election, therefore …

UPDATE Nov. 11 !!!

Even Bernie “Feel the Bern” Sanders, mocked the same Hillybob line yesterday during an interview with Wolf Blitzer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPFw3_Dl3YM

How Freaking Stupid Are We?

Kalifornia voters are going to vote tomorrow on a couple of stupid propositions.  Here there are:

PROP 56 – CIGARETTE TAX TO FUND HEALTHCARE, TOBACCO USE PREVENTION, RESEARCH, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT. INITIATIVE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT AND STATUTE.

This is a $2.00 per pack tax on tobacco and nicotine bearing e-ciggies to help pay for “low income” healthcare.  The argument is that currently there exist a $3.5 BILLION healthcare crisis due to smoking.  Notice the initiative includes TOBACCO USE PREVENTION.  And how much more research do we need to do before we figure out if smoking is BAD for you?

The other stupid proposition is:

PROP 64 – MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION. INITIATIVE STATUTE.

Prop. 64 creates a SAFE, legal system for adult USE OF MARIJUANA“.  This is the exact wording from the pro argument on the Official Kalifornia State Voter Guide.

So I guess smoking weed is safe and smoking tobacco is a multi billion dollar health hazard.  How about we take the $2.00 per pack tax money and encourage smokers to switch to SAFE weed?  That will eliminate  billion$ in healthcare according to the arguments.

Or how about this plan?  Let’s use the tobacco money to give FREE weed to smokers to solve the tobacco health crisis.  How much free weed can we give away with $3.5 Billion?

“Smokers, time to switch from tobacco to dope.  It’s FREE!  It’s part of your Obamacare healthy living plan.  Not only will you be healthier, but you can F’up your brain at the same time at no cost to you”.

Oh wow man.  Someone pass me the bong, so I can understand this.

Can you hear my head banging on my desk?