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Culture, Politics

Mein Fuhrer, I Can Walk!

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How nutty is this country and how far will the lunacy go?

Twice now I have heard people say that, “Mr. Trump will round people up and gas them to death”.

I have no idea how many gallons of the leftist Kool-aid you need to drink in order to actually believe such patently absurd nonsense.

I’m going to speculate that all the lunacy came about because the National Socialists put out a video endorsing Mr. Trump. Somehow the brainwashed left makes the leap that a fringe organization’s video endorsement somehow connects Mr. Trump to the genocide of Nazi Germany.  Point of fact, the “massive whitewashing” of America, who made the video, consists of 275 nut jobs.  They have been continuously covered by the hysterical mass media, ad naseum, in order to create this fictional story of Trumpian bigotry across our country.

Sheesh, saying Mr. Trump will gas people is as ludicrous as saying, “President Obama is a cannibal”, because people in African states, where cannibalism was once practiced, say nice things about him.  I doubt any liberals read my blog, but if you are one, don’t get your racist sniffing panties up in a bunch. I purposely made this analogy as inflammatory as possible to point out the absurdity of believing and connecting one person’s actions with another’s, via a third party’s action, without any proof of that such a connection exists.

The lunacy of the left shouldn’t surprise me, given the vitriol expressed by a large number of people after this election, but nonetheless it does.

Credit where credit is due. The title of today’s post is a line from the 1964 movie “Dr. Strangelove”.

Culture

#I’m A P*SSY

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After witnessing throngs the college kids (and even law students) crying, primal screaming, hugging therapy dogs, and getting counseling after the election, I decided to help them out and organize a movement.

It will be known as the:

Progressive United Socialist State Youth (PUSSY) movement.

They can show they belong to the movement by wearing the OFFICIAL MOVEMENT T-SHIRT which proudly displays the slogan “#I’m a PUSSY” on the front and the Official PUSSY acronym on the back.

Of course they will be non-threatening pink with baby blue lettering. There will be a nice frilly lace fringe on the bottom to attach your “Safe Zone” safety pins.

They will be available in three ASEXUAL (since most crybaby male followers don’t have any stones and the rest are plumbing identity challenged) SIZES of NORMAL, Just as NORMAL, and You’re So Special NORMAL. Even those who are gravitationally challenged will feel included. No body shaming if you’re a soda swilling fattie when you wear one of these babies.  Some people are more NORMAL in size than others,  but everyone’s always NORMAL!

pussy-shirt

“Don’t let the racists, sexists, bigots, and xenophobes marginalize you.  You’ll feel empowered like Che Guevara leading the Cuban Revolution when you wear the OFFICIAL T-SHIRT.”

There will be an ACTIVIST arm of the PUSSY MOVEMENT which will fight to make sure there are no microaggressions with gender identity.  It will be known as:

Democratically Involved College Kids (DICK).  #I’m A DICK

All proceeds of PUSSY and DICK WEAR as well as any donations to the movement will go to advancing the ideals of the PUSSY movement and activities of DICK, or just like the Clintons did with their foundation monies, into my pocket.

Just as there was a “Last Stand of White Racists” movement (as reported by the paragon of unbiased media, MSNBC) that elected Mr. Trump, the PUSSY Movement will arise and bring The Anointed One, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, as well as politically correct justice, triumphantly back to the throne of power in this country.

Join the movement.   Primal scream to the world, “I’m a PUSSY!”

Culture, Government

People Smarter Than Me Need To Protect Me From Myself!

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Two of the most wretched communist hives of scum and villainy in The Peoples Republik of Kalifornia, San Francisco and Oakland, both passed “sugary drink” taxes last week. Berkeley, their next door haven of communists, passed a similar tax in 2014.

They argued successfully to the masses (with million$ in funding by anti-American Michael Bloomberg) that “sugary drinks” are a “Yuge” health hazard of epic proportions. They argue that “Big Soda” targets “children and teens” and that the products cause diabetes and obesity.

What a load of BOVINE EXCREMENT!

“Feel the Bern” Sanders, leader of the progressive movement is against soda taxes, but not for the same reasons as I am.

Shouldn’t the dietary choices of children be determined by their PARENTS and not by the government?

If it’s such a Yuge problem, why don’t parents kick the little coddled snowflakes in the backside and have them take a couple of laps around the block?

Oh right, in Oakland the kids might get shot by “city condoned” drug related gang activity which obviously is less of a health hazard since they haven’t done anything about that.   In San Francisco they could get killed by a felonious illegal immigrant as Frisco is a SANCTUARY CITY where they embrace their felons with open arms.

Back to sodas.  Whatever happened to personal responsibility and self control?

Here’s another question for the elite.  If sugary drinks are such a Yuge health hazard, why don’t they simply BAN them?  Note that the new law is a “small” tax on drinks.  A 1 cent per ounce tax won’t stop kids from drinking sodas.  It will only unfairly take money away from poor and middle-class families and give it to the government, to waste.

Get the freakin’ money grabbing nanny state out of everyday life! I don’t want or need the elitist Anti-American Patricians to PROTECT ME FROM MYSELF!

I’m going to drink an A&W Root Beer soda with REAL SUGAR for lunch today!