Category Archives: Culture

Do You Have Your Copy?

Hillybob’s new book “WTF Happened?” comes out tomorrow. I just can’t wait to give her my money.  I do like science fiction and fantasy novels.  I suspect there will be some references to UFOs and time travel.

I’m surprised that she didn’t have the publisher release it today, September 11, so she could capitalize on the terrorist attack that marked the beginning of the Global War on Terror and also the 5 year anniversary of the attack on the US compound in Benghazi.  After all Hillybob said that she will remain active in politics because, “The fate of our country is at stake” without her great insight and leadership.

The fake news media has been reporting that Hillybob has been “laying low” since the election.  There have been rumors swirling  (okay I’m making this up) that she earlier taped an interview where she describes what caused her to lose the election.  This interview was hidden away as to not steal the thunder from her book.

I believe that I found the “missing” interview where Hillybob succinctly sums up the reasons why she lost the election.  Here is the long lost footage,

And as I mentioned it has been exactly 5 years since the attack in Benghazi, which Hillybob initially said was a result of people riled up by a movie.  Could her book of excuses have been inspired by the “Blues Brothers” movie?

Fruitpocalypse

Oh no! A piece of fruit means the Klan is running wild killing people!

More members of Pussyville have gone “full retard” on yet another college campus.

What’s the hubbub? Well it turns out that an errant BANANA PEEL is some sort of symbol of WHITE SUPREMACY and the extermination of a certain racial group.

A discarded banana peel at the University of Mississippi has caused an uproar of racial tension. It sounds like a bad joke, but nope, it’s real. Students were crying (as all confident college kids do) questioning their safety.   It was so bad that Katrina Caldwell, Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Community Engagement (this is a real position) at the University of Mississippi, said her office was putting together a plan to deal with this oh so tragic situation.   Caldwell said, ““Right now, we’re just talking to people on campus who have some experience working across diversity to help the students process what happened.”   Excuse me.  You need to process this latest fear of the yellow fruit?  How about all of those great minds of higher learning, get back to their studies?

Now how and why the banana has become the latest symbol of black hatred, I have no idea.

I’m calling out the black college pussies for CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING my symbol of ASIAN RACIAL HATRED. As anyone in the Asian community know, “Banana, yellow on the outside, white on the inside“. That’s what they call RACE TRAITORS, such as myself, who don’t subscribe to the MINORITY VICTIM MENTALITY.  Whitey be keepin’ me down.  Yeah, right.  Yaw, keep your hoops and big butts, just don’t appropriate my culture’s racial slurs. Hurrumph.

Who’s The Smartest Guy In The Room?

Or perhaps the title should have been “Who’s the biggest CRETIN in the room?”

During all the devastation that was happening in Texas due to Hurricane Harvey, a panel on a business show was debating what the best money play is to profit from the disaster. This was the day after the hurricane made landfall and the first inkling of the devastation was shown.

The panel was discussing what would make a better investment play, new car sales or large used car dealerships.

Okay, I understand that investing is generally a “someone wins and someone loses” system, but this discussion about how to maximize a return as people are dying, losing their homes, trying to find shelters was a bit too disgusting for me. Three guys sitting around in suits inside of a comfy studio nonchalantly speculating on how best to capitalize on the suffering was abhorrent. Couldn’t they have had a bit of humanity and saved this discussion for a later date?

I believe that these “investors” were mostly trying to prove on national television how smart they were. First to come to the profit party. To me they only proved how worthless they are as human beings.

I remember a similar incident in the 1980s.  A volcano erupted in Columbia and buried tens of thousands of people in mud and ash. “Investors” were speculating on coffee futures because of the devastation.  Nothing like profiting on death and destruction of brown people in South America.

It’s not always about money!

I encourage anyone who is reading my musings to donate to the Red Cross or Samaritan’s Purse or to any other agency of your choosing, to help in the disaster relief.  Whatever amount you can, no matter how small or large.