Secretary of Defense (SECDEF), Lloyd Austin has been hospitalized for a mysterious malady. The administration has been mum as to what procedure was performed.  The White House never disclosed that SECDEF was incapable of performing his duties for several days while he was in the ICU. The “official” word was he was in the hospital after an elective surgical procedure.

Why the big coverup over the condition of SECDEF?

Here’s why.

He had a rectalcaputdectomy performed that was unsuccessful..

A rectalcaputdectomy is a procedure to remove the patients head out of their ass.

The Biden administration didn’t want the news that the procedure was unsuccessful because Austin’s head was so far up his ass that it couldn’t be removed.