The new edict from our overlords here in the People’s Republik of Kalifornia, just deemed all women as having low moral values and all men as rapists. The overlords must protect we subjects, who are ignorant and immoral, from ourselves. Thank you oh wise and benevolent ones.
The Department of Public Health’s new mandate for a forced curfew between the hours of 10pm and 5am are designed to preserve the chastity of all women here in Sodom and Gomorrah.
The mandate states that, “In particular, activities conducted during 10:00pm to 5:00am … have a higher likelihood of leading to reduced inhibition …” You can read the ‘justification’ for the lockdown HERE.
Our overlords know, based on “THE SCIENCE“, that EVERYONE who is outside of their home between the hours of 10pm and 5am will LOSE ALL SELF CONTROL. Women will become drunk off their collective asses, eagerly spread their legs, with men obliging their carnal desires. This is all based on “THE SCIENCE” as we know all Democrat overlords “follow THE SCIENCE“.