Virginia, one of the original thirteen colonies that formed the Continental Congress when we declared independence from the Kingdom or Great Britain, ordered a large United States flag taken down for fear that it would offend the god Blim.

State officials must have forgotten that one of the thirteen stripes of the United States flag represents Virginia.

The Virginia state official said, “When we saw the flag, we were concerned that it could become a target so we told the contractor to remove it… Over the past month, we’ve seen buildings and structures around Capitol Square vandalized and flags, dumpsters, a bus and other items set ablaze during demonstrations around the city,”

The god Blim scores another victory over The Creator in the Declaration of Independence.  “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.“

The official pointed out that the monuments, statues, and other targets by the followers of Blim, represent “systemic racism“.

Yup, setting a sytemically racist dumpster on fire is appropriate because that’s where the minds of the Blimoids belong. Apparently buses are systemically racist as well. Probably because the tires are black and underneath the ‘better parts’ of the bus.  The followers of Blim want the tires on the top of the bus where they rightfully belong.  Hmm, perhaps that’s why they keep turning police cars upside down.

State officials and Blimoids are all F’ing morons.