Peace, love, no cops.

The ‘country’ of CHOP, CHAZ, or what I call CHUMP (Capitol Hill Universally Menstruating Pussies, because they all seem to be on the rag) had their first HOMICIDE last night. Why is this significant?
Let’s look at some numbers

The new country of CHUMP occupies 6 blocks of what was formally Seattle, WA. A city block is 660 feet by 330 feet or 217,800 square feet of real estate. A city block is 0.008 square miles. CHUMP is 0.047 square miles in area.

If we take the urban density of the most crowded city in the US, Manhattan, NY which has a density of 71,340 people per square mile (which by the way is the EIGHTH most dense city in the world) we can estimate that there are are over 3,300 CHUMP-istanis residing in CHUMP. Let’s round that up to 4,000 proud CHUMP-istanis.

Using the measurement that all crime statistics are kept which is homicides per 100,000 people, the country of CHUMP has a MURDER RATE of 25 per 100,000.

So …

The average murder rate in the US is 4.1 per 100,000. The District of Columbia has the HIGHEST MURDER RATE in the US at 22.8 per 100,000.

CHUMP has a MURDER RATE OVER 6 TIMES HIGHER than the US and exceeds the state with the HIGHEST MURDER RATE.
CHUMP is about as safe as the South American country of COLUMBIA which also boasts a placid murder rate of 25.

“The summer of love” according to the Mayor of Seattle, Jenny ‘Dingbat’ Durkan.