Anyone else notice something different about the protests in Londinistan against President Trump?
The balloon isn’t flying over the “huge” group of protesters. The balloon is dragged through the crowd by the “Trump babysitters” as they call themselves. Why is this?

Oddly, there is a WORLDWIDE SHORTAGE OF HELIUM.

Once again if you follow the RANTINGS of the loony leftists who want to get rid of fossil fuels, a world without HELIUM will be one of the results. Why is this?

HELIUM is produced as a byproduct of NATURAL GAS PROCESSING. Almost all HELIUM is produced from NATURAL GAS processing plants.  HELIUM must be constantly produced because it is one of the most difficult substance to store.  HELIUM leaks out of or boils off from any containment vessel that it is stored in.

So who cares if you can’t fly the Trump balloon or have festive birthday parties?

Once again, SHORT-SIGHTED “greenies new dealers” neglect that HELIUM is used in SUPERCONDUCTORS inside of useless technology such as MAGNETIC RESONANCE IMAGING (MRI) machines. It’s also used in physics research for PARTICLE ACCELERATORS for you “Big Bang” TV show fans. HELIUM is used in research to hopefully develop FUSION ENERGY which has the potential to become the ULTIMATE CLEAN ENERGY SOURCE.

I suppose if we don’t care about diagnosing and possibly CURING CANCER and creating TRUE CLEAN ENERGY we can get rid of all those pesky fossil fuel producing plants that make all the HELIUM.

Thank you Congressman Occasional-Cortex  for your brilliance in demanding the elimination of fossil fuel production.  Of course since you are the LEADING SCIENCE EXPERT you obviously know how to CURE CANCER in a world without HELIUM, before the world ends in 12 years, as part of your “deal”.