The fires in Northern People’s Republik of Kalifornia (taking the lives of at least 42 people) have “ignited” more debate on immigration.

It turns out that an illegal alien (undocumented guest worker in PRK-speak), described as a homeless man, started fires in Somoma County. Jesus Fabian Gonzalez was previously deported twice back to his home country of Mexico. He had been released from custody as he was protected by the “sanctuary” policies and hence Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE, was never notified of his arrests even though they had a detainer request on him. Some of his previous crimes rose to the felony level. But we don’t want to be mean to our uninvited “guests”.  We only enforce “good” laws here in the PRK.

Breitbart is spreading the story that Gonzales may have been responsible for a string of these wildfires, but the local officials are downplaying that notion, saying that this is “unlikely”.  Notice they did not say impossible.

Now I’ll “fire” up the conspiracy theory machine. Has anyone looked into whether or not undocumented guest Gonzales has any ties to the Mexican drug cartels?  Could he have been a hired stooge to set the fires?  Why would the cartels want these wildfires?

One of the outcomes of the fires in Northern PRK is that several of the large marijuana farms had their crops destroyed right at the peak of harvest season. These farms were getting ready for the 2018 rush to buy “legalized” recreational dope (thanks in advance Gov. Moonbeam, for the dead people and increased crime that will result from the legalization of dope). Now if the PRK crops are gone, where do you think the weed will come from to satisfy the BIG demand for recreational drugs, come the new year? Oh maybe where weed come from now, the Mexican drug cartels.  Of course the cartels wouldn’t start trouble that might cause the deaths of 42 people.  That would be a lot of deaths.  Just as a factual data point, 23,000 people were killed in Mexico by the cartels in 2016.  But they were for the most part poor brown people in some backwater bergs, so that number is fairly meaningless.  We Americans need our drugs, doggone it.

Of course the cartels sneaking someone across the border to burn down the competition couldn’t happen here in the progressive PRK.  That would be against the law.