The brilliance of our elected officials never ceases to amaze me.
Just now on the fake news network MSNBC (yes, I do watch the enemy’s propaganda channel. “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”), I heard congressman Eric Swalwel from the PRK IMPLY that there is clear evidence of collusion between the Trump election team and the Russians.

As some background, Komrade Swalwel is the representative for the PRK’s 15th district which encompasses cities around, no surprise here, the San Francisco bay area. He is apparently on the congressional “Intelligence Committee”. At least that is what was written on the scroll at the bottom of the screen. If you are on the Intelligence Committee you would think that there should at least be a hint of intelligence by the member. I guess if your IQ is somewhat above that of a head of lettuce that’s sufficient qualification.

What was this material that Swalwel IMPLIED as clear evidence of Trump-Russia collusion? He stated that the “hashtag” “grow a spine, vote Jill Stein” (that is, GrowaSpineVoteJillStein) is clearly something that only a native English speaker from the Trump election team could have created for the Russians as it uses the idiom “grow a spine”.  He IMPLIES that no Russian operative could have come up with that particular phrase and there must have been assistance from the Trump team.  There’s your smoking gun folks, proving  the Russians colluded with the Trump team!!!  It’s just so obvious. Thank you oh most learned scholar Swalwel for unearthing this UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE.

Sheesh, and we pay these jokers nearly $200,000 per year for such great thinking. Maybe we need to give them a raise and see what other great thoughts we can get from a head of lettuce.  And before you jump all over me, let me apologize in advance.  I realize my comparison of a congressman to a head of lettuce might be construed as insulting to other forms of vegetation.