I didn’t believe that Zombies actually existed until I read about a bill that outgoing, Senator “Babs” Boxer wants to introduce. I did not realize that the brain dead  could author a Senate bill.  You can read her (Its?  Do zombies have gender?) call to eliminate the Electoral College on her official website HERE.

Babs, yes, I know, even as the walking brain dead, you are smarter than The Framers of The United States Constitution.  Those stupid white guys who created the Electoral College to prevent the large population centers from controlling the seat of power as well preventing the marginalization of the voters of a diversified union of states.  And I know that after your passing you will be honored for having had such superior insight and leadership, the magnitude of which was greater than Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, and the rest of the gang that created The Constitution, combined.  They will no doubt create the  second largest monument (only The Hillybob Monument will be larger) in Washington DC to memorialize your savior status in The United States.

I’m with you, Babs, “F” those ‘Rust Belt’ racist, bigoted, sexist, misogynist, xenophobes.  We the collective subjects in the People’s Republik of Kalifornia, en masse know the progressive East and West Coast values are what’s best for EVERYONE because we do Yoga and eat Kale (or in your case Kale fed brains).

I’ll make a simple suggestion to you Babs, which will prove that the “Electoral College is a disaster for democracy“.

Senator Babs, make the Electoral College votes in The People’s Republik of Kalifornia, proportional to the vote tallies of the subjects of the state. Easy peasy!  34 votes for The Anointed One, and 21 votes for Mr. Trump.

No need to overhaul the United States Constitution.  This can be done quickly and efficiently at the local level.

This would allow the Electoral College vote of the Golden State to represent the WILL OF THE PEOPLE of Kalifornia,  What could be more DEMOCRATIC?

You wouldn’t need to amend the United States Constitution to make the system FAIRER for all by starting at the state level.

Show the country what to do!  Lead the way to voter reform starting with Kalifornia, Babs!  You have been our state anointed one since the ‘Year of The Woman‘ (1992).  Babs, lead us and we will follow!  Show the rest of the country that we of the Golden Granola State are the most progressive and enlightened people in the country.

Senator Babs, from one of your subjects, you’re welcome, and I’m humbly honored to serve you, the state, and our country.  If you need more suggestions of actions to take, just leave me a comment.  I have a fecal load more things that I’d like to say to you.

What was that?  Did you just say “Oh sh*t” that doesn’t help Hillybob?