After witnessing throngs the college kids (and even law students) crying, primal screaming, hugging therapy dogs, and getting counseling after the election, I decided to help them out and organize a movement.

It will be known as the:

Progressive United Socialist State Youth (PUSSY) movement.

They can show they belong to the movement by wearing the OFFICIAL MOVEMENT T-SHIRT which proudly displays the slogan “#I’m a PUSSY” on the front and the Official PUSSY acronym on the back.

Of course they will be non-threatening pink with baby blue lettering. There will be a nice frilly lace fringe on the bottom to attach your “Safe Zone” safety pins.

They will be available in three ASEXUAL (since most crybaby male followers don’t have any stones and the rest are plumbing identity challenged) SIZES of NORMAL, Just as NORMAL, and You’re So Special NORMAL. Even those who are gravitationally challenged will feel included. No body shaming if you’re a soda swilling fattie when you wear one of these babies.  Some people are more NORMAL in size than others,  but everyone’s always NORMAL!

“Don’t let the racists, sexists, bigots, and xenophobes marginalize you.  You’ll feel empowered like Che Guevara leading the Cuban Revolution when you wear the OFFICIAL T-SHIRT.”

There will be an ACTIVIST arm of the PUSSY MOVEMENT which will fight to make sure there are no microaggressions with gender identity.  It will be known as:

Democratically Involved College Kids (DICK).  #I’m A DICK

All proceeds of PUSSY and DICK WEAR as well as any donations to the movement will go to advancing the ideals of the PUSSY movement and activities of DICK, or just like the Clintons did with their foundation monies, into my pocket.

Just as there was a “Last Stand of White Racists” movement (as reported by the paragon of unbiased media, MSNBC) that elected Mr. Trump, the PUSSY Movement will arise and bring The Anointed One, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton, as well as politically correct justice, triumphantly back to the throne of power in this country.

Join the movement.   Primal scream to the world, “I’m a PUSSY!”