Monthly Archives: September 2016

Culture, Government, Religion

Darwin To The Rescue!

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Yesterday, Governor Moonbeam here in The People’s Republik of Kalifornia signed a bill into law, to limit methane emissions from cow manure. Sounds like a bunch of bovine excrement out of our government, once again. You can read the bill HERE.

The big takeaway is that both methane gas and the solid waste products from cows need to be reduced to prevent further “global warming”.

If you’re a Darwinist, the solution is quite simple. Breed cows that don’t crap!

Some of you may be quite skeptical of this proposal but it WILL work, I’m telling you.  According to the Kalifornia Board of Edukation, Darwinistic evolution is the only “true science” that explains the origin of species.  Let’s run with what the great minds in Kalifornia education profess as TRUTH.

Look at what Darwin said. He theorized by his observations that species “originate and evolve” through environmental or human created (breeding) changes to their living conditions.

This is what we need to do to create crap-less cows. We superglue butt-plugs in every cow and newborn calf to prevent them from excreting manure. Many of them will die off, but according to Darwin some will survive in this new man-made environment and they will be the progenitors of the new species of crap-less cows. If you believe Darwin it should only take a few generations to happen. Just like the pigs that returned to the oceans to feed, which became whales, never mind that fact that there aren’t or never were intermediate pig-fish.

Easy Peasy solution, I’d say. We just need a fecal load of cow butt-plugs and a whole bunch of tubes of superglue!  Maybe a few rubber gloves and some clothes pins for our noses.

All the atheist-evolutionists should be celebrating this government mandated opportunity to disprove the existence of God. Woohoo!

Now if you believe this bovine excrement solution (and all the good atheists should), I have a bridge for sale…

Or perhaps, as my friend mentioned to me after I related to him this proposed solution of breeding crap-less cows, we can superglue the butt-plugs into our politicians and they will evolve to stop making bovine excrement filled laws.

Politics

You’re Still Too Stupid

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A few minutes ago I listened to Mrs. Clinton give a press briefing about the “bombings” in New York and New Jersey that happened on Saturday.

In an earlier post I pointed out that the Clintons believe you are so very stupid. Click HERE to read that post.

In the earlier post I pointed out that she said to beware of “anyone who says, ‘I alone’…”. This morning right at the beginning of the press briefing she said essentially the same thing. In reference to fighting terrorism she just said, “I am the ONLY candidate…”.

There is no difference between what Mr. Trump said and what she just said.  What she believes is that you are too stupid to notice that both statements are equivalent BOASTING and nothing more.  She also assumes that you are so stupid that you will have forgotten what she said just a few weeks ago.

We’ll let the boasting go for now.  Here’s another interesting bunch of bovine excrement that erupted from her maw.  Hillybob answered a question on how she would deal with terrorist possibly entering our country through visas and immigration.  She stated, “I have long been an advocate of ‘tough’ vetting“.  What in the hot place, is “tough vetting“?

Hmmm, Mr. Trump has been saying for some time that he believes we need to have “EXTREME” vetting to weed out possible terrorists from entering our country through visas and immigration. Hillybob has never before mentioned any change in the vetting process before today.  Just what is “tough” vetting and how is that different than what Mr. Trump said?  Why don’t those stupid “reporters” ask these kinds of questions?

Sounds to me that she is taking a play out of the Trump playbook because her plan is flopping around on the deck like a fish about to go into the ice box.

I guess in her mind TOUGH vetting is an ‘oh so much awesomer plan’ than EXTREME vetting, because “she is the only candidate” who could come up with it.  Yeah right.

Let’s see if we can figure out just what “tough vetting” really means  She gave us some clues.  Later in her speech she implied that the “tools” are already in place to weed out terrorists.  Looks like “tough vetting” is a plan to just continue on with the current ‘floppy fish’ plan on vetting but to give it a more Trumpian name!

I’ll say it again, “How stupid does she think we are?”

Government, Politics

Irony Of My First Post About The DNC

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I had pointed out the ironic choice of The Wells Fargo Center as the venue for the DNC convention and Hillybob coronation ceremony only because it was humorous to me that the “most progressive” party would hold their convention at a place sponsored by big banking.  You can read my original post about the DNC’s choice of location here.

Wells Fargo, the sponsor of the venue was recently fined $185,000,000 for opening more than 2 MILLION fraudulent bank and credit card accounts without customers’ knowledge or consent.

My first post seems somewhat prescient, given all of the secrecy and deception that surrounds the DNC and their candidate, that Wells Fargo is just as sneaky.

I find it interesting that Wells Fargo fraud wasn’t caught by the Feds who have oversight of the banking industry.  A reporter brought it to the Feds’ attention after he received complaints from consumers and had done his own investigation.  Wells Fargo says that they have gotten rid of the bad apples by firing 5300  managers and employees.  The highest level employee affected was allowed to retire and keep $123,000,000 in stock and bonuses.  Not a bad parting gift, if you were to ask me.

The sad part about the piercing of the veil of secrecy surrounding the DNC is that it was only through the hacked emails published by Wikileaks that any of this came to see the light of day.

I wonder if President Hillybob will claim as did President Obama to have the most transparent administration ever.

Hmmm, maybe they use “transparent” to mean that you can see what’s beyond, but not necessarily what’s right in front of your eyes?