Sheesh. The wackiest thing that came out of the declassified papers about the assassination of President Kennedy is that Oswald was tapped making a call to the “Department of Sabotage and Assassination” in the Russian government.

They had a known department for “Sabotage and Assassination”?  Whaaat?!?

My question is, how do you get a job in that department? Are there hiring guidelines? Is it like getting a “00” in British Intelligence (a James Bond reference) and you must have two confirmed kills while on probation?

What happens if you have an HR complaint about a fellow department member?  Is that just handled internally?

How do they go about picking the head of that department? Do the Council of Ministers need to approve the department head selection by the president?  Are Ruskie parents proud when they find out that their child qualified for the department?  “I’m so proud of little Boris now that he has that job bumping people off!”

What other zany departments make up the Russian government?