Joe Biden has been slipping in the polls recently. Since I’m an Asian guy, I have a way to help Old Joe Biden to pick up support from my people. He should take on a new nickname culturally relevant to Asians.
I suggest Old Zori Joe.
That’s right, you might call them “Flip flops” which is what Old Zori Joe is doing on everything from his lengthy stellar past record that I hear touted by the fake news media.
Anita Hill, The Crime Bill, Hyde Amendment, Hair sniffing, China as a competitor, just to name a few Flip-flops from Old Zori Joe in the past few weeks. At the rate he’s going he’ll have FLIP-FLOPPED on everything in his past, come election day. Sheesh why doesn’t he just take a stand on what he believes rather than pandering to the whims of every Hollyweird celebrity who whines to him.
Flip-flops are called that because of the sound they make, much like Old Zori Joe.