With all the ho-hum hubbub about the Green Dream, as Nancy Pelosi calls it, the expense of implementation is astronomical.

Estimates for the Occasional-Cortex plan is over $90 TRILLION big ones. The Fake-Mexican, Beta-male O’Rourke has his own MULTI-TRILLION DOLLAR plan to fight “The greatest threat we face” which is climate change.

Hey, communistas, I have a simple solution to paying for all of your great and wonderful ideas.

All of you Comrades keep insisting that climate change (warming or cooling, the definition changes by the day) is the single greatest threat to our existence. Here’s what you should do.

Stop ALL spending on the military and take that HALF A TRILLION annual budget and miraculously fix the Earth’s climate. You profess the knowledge on how to achieve that goal, therefore it’s just an implementation issue.  You say that ALL scientist are in agreement, so this should be an EASY FIX.  We should have no need for a military because obviously all the rest of the world will COEXIST (I’ve seen the loony bumper stickers) in harmony with us once they see we are serious about reversing the heating or cooling of the Earth and giving up our imperialistic ways.  China, Russia, Iran, ISIS, Al Qaeda, Boka Haram, or any other group are just tolerable (as you all are very tolerant) annoyances compared to our “GREATEST THREAT“.

Problem solved. And your welcome for this 2020 winning solution. I know it will go over well with everyone in the country.