Saving The Planet

Bernie “Feel The Bern” Sanders and all of the crazy leftists, state categorically that “global warming” is the greatest threat to all of “peoplekind” (because we can’t say man, anymore).

All the “settled science” points to carbon dioxide, CO2, as the “cause” of global warming.

Here’s and idea to help save the planet for all the leftists out there.
Outlaw BEER!

Worldwide BEER production is about 200,000,000,000 liters. 200 BILLION LITERS OF BEER every year! Carbonation rate in BEER is 2.5 times by volume. That means that 500,000,000,000 liters of CO2 are released into the atmosphere every year by swilling the golden fluid. That’s HALF A TRILLION LITERS OF CO2, folks. Now I would call that an “existential” threat to all of “peoplekind”, wouldn’t you?

Heck they want to limit how big of a soda you can buy because they claim it leads to obesity and long term health problems. Have you ever heard of the term “soda belly” or “soda gut”? Yet here we are laughing at “beer belly” and “beer gut”, but we don’t seem to take how “serious” a problem and threat that beer consumption is to our very existence on this planet.

2020 presidential candidate Lizzie “Pocohontas” Warren lost all of her leftist street cred when she decried in her live streaming video, “I’m going to GET ME a BEER“.

Perhaps Justice Kavanaugh should have been rejected as a Supreme Court justice because he stated in sworn testimony, “I like beer“.

Oh the humanity.